Back in the game · 3:00pm Jun 6th, 2018
Guess who's back to writing? Three new chapters in Battle for Equestria since May!
Guess who's back to writing? Three new chapters in Battle for Equestria since May!
“Alright, that’s it! Enough! I’ve had it, I’m done! Mhm, you heard me! No more!”
“What are you talking about?”
“Look, I’m a writer, okay? I do so much stuff with my other content! And yet, the Rap Battles are more popular than my own stories! I can’t do it anymore!”
“Giving up so soon? There’s so many-”
Hey, anyone got any ideas for more rap battle pairs? In case you haven't seen them, just so you know, here's the ones I have so far:
Tempest Shadow v.s Twilight Sparkle -done
Ocellus Iris v.s Pharynx Elytron -done
Melody Song v.s Heath -done
Thorax Glyder v.s Pharynx Elytron -to do
Venom Stinger v.s Pharynx Elytron -to post
I only have one rule: if it's an OC, it must be an OC I've heard of, so I know how to write them
Any ideas? Seriously, I need ideas
“So… why are we doing this again?”
“Because Melody’s making us.”
“No! We’re doing this because it’s fun!”
“So far it hasn’t been fun.”
“Okay, so maybe you got beat up last time-”
“Wait, what?”
“-But this time, you’re doing it with Tempest, she wouldn’t hurt her own boyfriend.”
“What do you mean ‘you’re the better protector’?!”
“Exactly what I said. It is literally my job to protect Thorax.”
“So?! I’d die for him!”
“And he’d throw himself in front of a crossbow to protect you.”
“Oh, and he wouldn’t for you?”
“Welcome all to another Epic! Rap! Battle! Of! Equestriaaaa! Today we have Pharynx Elytrooon verses Thorax Glydeeer!”
“I still don’t know how you two talked me into doing this again.”
“Because you’d win any kind of physical fight.”
“And this is more fun! Okay, let’s start!”
“Ugh…”
“Okay, so do you both understand the rules?”
“Yes.”
“Yes, mom.”
“No sass mister. Okay, ready?”
“You’re going down, Elytron.”
“That’s what you think, Stinger.”
“Epic Rap Battles of Equestria! Venom Stinger v.s. Pharynx Elytron! Begin!”
Listen up, Ven, who you think you’re dealing with?
And now! The Rap Battle you’ve ALL been waiting for!!!! Metamorphosis Brook…!
Versus Elle-I-don’t-even-know-her-last-name…!
Opponents ready, and… BEGIN!
Don’t know why you step to me like you are the original
You fight for his attention with ambiguous intentions
I don’t understand where this shit is gonna get you
“Why do you have to be so annoying?”
“Hey! I’m just trying to explain it to you! The history of the language is-”
“Long and boring. Also, unnecessary to learn.”
“...Fascinating and intriguing.”
“‘Fascinating’ and ‘intriguing’ mean the same thing!”